lost ratty

took one sip of wine to settle down and watch how clean is your house and you are what you eat, but they are not on! So I decided to put down the wine and clean the rat cage out, coz they stink! Fuckin rats, all the time I spend cleaning out their cage when time could be spent cleaning the rest of the house (i can only do so much you know!! seriously) Anyway, I DROPPED LEXIE. I could see poor tatter falling to the floor in slo mo! I was worried she would bang her little head. Now If I had had a full bottle of vino I would understand that I dropped her, but i had literally ONE SIP, she did wriggle a bit which is prob why she slid out of my grip. So now the capture mission begins, I have blocked off the kitchen as her fave place to reside is in the kitchen cupboards eating all my pot noodles and oven cleaner.
I have just mailed my local radio station to see if I can get a 'shout out' it gives me some kind of thrill to hear my message on the air waves.. sad aren't I?
My friend has just asked me to go away with her for a few days.. I'm worried wat my fella will think about that. I think we are going to Dublin if we can find the appropriate deal on the appropriate days- it will be a good craic to be sure to be sure. I would prefer to go to Scotland or even somewhere down south, but, oh no, my mate likes (loves)