oh shit what a pong
10 hours of stink. That's what I have just endured on my night shift. My patient had a faceal management system in place, basically a big tube up his arse collecting liquid poo poo. The smell of shite was seeping through the tubing tho, and this was no ordinary shite, this was infected shite. Oh my god, my nostril hairs have burnt off man! I went to check how much poo had drained and oh my god, the bag needed emptying. Now i usually have a strong stomach but I almost vomited while emptying that. I have decided I don't get paid enough. I had to check the mans heels for pressure sores but I only managed to check one heel and I was almost passing out with the stink so had to leave the other one. I can still taste that shite :(
Dublin
Thought i'd make a note of some of the things I did in Dublin before I forget.
Got there about 9pm on 1st night. Got settled in and set out to find some food. We were actually a good half hours walk from the city centre (not 5 mins as specified by travel company!) we found a pizza shop close by tho. I was gonna get a huge pizza but my mate ordered a 7 inch with some chips, so I got the same so as not to be greedy. We ate the food on the bench outside the hotel, my mate left half of hers, as usual, this is why she is so skinny! We were in jimmy jams by 11.30pm. Hotel was ok, just the same as any other hotel I've stayed in , a bit characterless, but comfortable, T.V didn't work at first but my mate soon got someone up to sort it out. We chatted with the lights out for a while before sleeping, we were laughing our socks off about something but i cannot remember what.
Day 2
Me frought with anxiety and self esteem hang ups (but I'll try not to think about them) we set off into town to catch a tour bus. We had the same fella as I had had when I went to Dublin last year with my fella (well he told the same jokes anyway) I didn't really wanna do the tour bus thing again but compromised for the sake of my mate. The bus drove past a whiskey distillary which my friend liked the sound of, so we hopped off, I have also done the whiskey distillary thing before, but again , my mate hadn't. The guide was better than the one at the other distillary I had been to, so i learned more. There was a cat there which had worked in the distillary for 21 years catching mice, and he had been stuffed, I tried to take a pic but my flash was not working.
After that, with a shot of whiskey in us we looked around a few shops and went back to the hotel for a shower.
We decided to try some cuisine that evening that we had never had before, I told my mate she was not allowed chicken either. We chose a Lebanese restaurant. She had chicken! I had stuffed vine leaves and this chick pea casserole thing (washed down with plenty of vino). I told my mate I thought she had an eating disorder as she left almost all her meal , she got arsy with me.
We went for a quiet drink in a bar, then went into a gift shop while tipsy, i bought loadsa shite!Then it was back to the hotel bar for a few guinness and limes. We were taking pics of ourselves then laughing at how stupid we looked. We were comparing nipples before bed time :/ !!!! Few too many stouts I reckon :/
I'll go on to day 3 later I think. Time for my bed
Dublin
Thought i'd make a note of some of the things I did in Dublin before I forget.
Got there about 9pm on 1st night. Got settled in and set out to find some food. We were actually a good half hours walk from the city centre (not 5 mins as specified by travel company!) we found a pizza shop close by tho. I was gonna get a huge pizza but my mate ordered a 7 inch with some chips, so I got the same so as not to be greedy. We ate the food on the bench outside the hotel, my mate left half of hers, as usual, this is why she is so skinny! We were in jimmy jams by 11.30pm. Hotel was ok, just the same as any other hotel I've stayed in , a bit characterless, but comfortable, T.V didn't work at first but my mate soon got someone up to sort it out. We chatted with the lights out for a while before sleeping, we were laughing our socks off about something but i cannot remember what.
Day 2
Me frought with anxiety and self esteem hang ups (but I'll try not to think about them) we set off into town to catch a tour bus. We had the same fella as I had had when I went to Dublin last year with my fella (well he told the same jokes anyway) I didn't really wanna do the tour bus thing again but compromised for the sake of my mate. The bus drove past a whiskey distillary which my friend liked the sound of, so we hopped off, I have also done the whiskey distillary thing before, but again , my mate hadn't. The guide was better than the one at the other distillary I had been to, so i learned more. There was a cat there which had worked in the distillary for 21 years catching mice, and he had been stuffed, I tried to take a pic but my flash was not working.
After that, with a shot of whiskey in us we looked around a few shops and went back to the hotel for a shower.
We decided to try some cuisine that evening that we had never had before, I told my mate she was not allowed chicken either. We chose a Lebanese restaurant. She had chicken! I had stuffed vine leaves and this chick pea casserole thing (washed down with plenty of vino). I told my mate I thought she had an eating disorder as she left almost all her meal , she got arsy with me.
We went for a quiet drink in a bar, then went into a gift shop while tipsy, i bought loadsa shite!Then it was back to the hotel bar for a few guinness and limes. We were taking pics of ourselves then laughing at how stupid we looked. We were comparing nipples before bed time :/ !!!! Few too many stouts I reckon :/
I'll go on to day 3 later I think. Time for my bed
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